powerburial:

Dr. Phil is short for Dracula Phil

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

statictvnoise:

*walks up to a couple* so who of you is the skeleton and who is the fuckboy

finalgrrl:

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself

foreveralone-lyguy:

I’m not sure which is my favorite

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jay. 20. australia

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